get-fit-4-life:

Gym work!

get-fit-4-life:

Gym work!

Binge eating

I realized that I can’t buy unhealthy food for my cheat meal and keep it in my house.
I have to go to a restaurant or something or else I BINGE so hard.
I ate all 6 skinny cow icecreams that came in the box and I ate chips.
I wasn’t hungry, I ate them because they were there.
They didn’t even taste good after the second one but I couldn’t stop.
I feel pretty shitty about it

nezua:

phoenix-ace:

girl-non-grata:

Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.

I’m having a good laugh right now because our associates just got collectively reprimanded for leaning on the counters during 8 hour shifts on their feet, because it isn’t “professional” looking.  So apparently they can put up with a camera over their shoulder to make sure they do their jobs correctly, but a cop with a gun cant?  

There is only one reason a cop would resist having a bodycam, and it’s the same reason they try to scare you away from filming them and it’s the same reason they’d tape over their badges and it’s the same reason racists love the Anon feature and it’s the same reason the KKK wears hoods.

nezua:

phoenix-ace:

girl-non-grata:

Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.

I’m having a good laugh right now because our associates just got collectively reprimanded for leaning on the counters during 8 hour shifts on their feet, because it isn’t “professional” looking.  So apparently they can put up with a camera over their shoulder to make sure they do their jobs correctly, but a cop with a gun cant?  

There is only one reason a cop would resist having a bodycam, and it’s the same reason they try to scare you away from filming them and it’s the same reason they’d tape over their badges and it’s the same reason racists love the Anon feature and it’s the same reason the KKK wears hoods.

me: *on my phone*
grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
me: *puts phone down*
me: why did you ruin the economy?
fruitsaladyummy-yummy:

Raw Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Sandwhices

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Me: “Boys, your mom likes hearty greens but me… I couldn’t kale less.”

(Silence)

Me: “You didn’t like that joke?”
3yo: “What joke?”

Me and my future children

*boom*
mom: what was that?
me: my shirt fell
mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
me: i was in it

sweetguts:

lifeis4chumps:

no why

a marshmallow is squished beneath the weight of knowledge

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative


My future child

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative

My future child